Science Bros Headcanon #181
After a few solid months in their relationship, Tony allowed Bruce to go back to being a third-world doctor.
This, however, came with a price.
Bruce had to have at least three Stark phones when he left- so that if one broke, he’d have others- a tracking device in the toe of every right shoe he took- it triggered when the shoe’s leather broke, so Tony would know if Bruce was in danger- and a reasonable sum of money to help him buy food.
Bruce didn’t argue to any of this. He found it endearing that Tony trusted that he wouldn’t leave for good, and cared enough to watch over him.
Bruce made a point to text Tony every night he could. When he couldn’t text Tony, he called him as soon as he got free time-or sometimes just to hear the other’s voice.
2:02 pm • 18 December 2012 • 54 notes
Science Bros Headcanon #180
The last time Bruce and Tony had a pirates vs ninjas argument, the argument lasted for days, and they nearly broke the internet with their scripts and bots scouring it for data supporting their side. Nobody in Stark Tower is allowed to say the words “pirate” or “ninja” any more.
2:01 pm • 17 December 2012 • 66 notes
Anonymous asked: So according to sciencebrosheacanons, Coulson lives? I AM OKAY WITH THIS.
According to the powers that be, Coulson lives. In canon. In some form or another, because, as you know, we cannot entirely trust Joss Whedon with our hearts.
11:00 am • 17 December 2012 • 14 notes
Science Bros Headcanon #179
Bruce is enough of a geek to he would pull a “Sheldon” and dress up as some random, unintelligible physics phenomenon for Halloween. When he proposed this to Tony, his partner would not stop laughing at him, much to Bruce’s chagrin. “Oh, what,” he bit out defensively, “like your idea was any better…” It was, Tony insisted. Dressing up like a rocket with nothing on his lower half going around telling people to “light his fuse” was a great idea in his opinion.
2:02 pm • 16 December 2012 • 35 notes
Science Bros Headcanon #178
When SHIELD needed a consultant Tony jumped at the chance to piss off Ross. Coulson was curious what Tony had against the guy but didn’t ask.
2:03 pm • 15 December 2012 • 28 notes
Science Bros Headcanon #177
Living with Tony has allowed Bruce to develop some very fond memories. One of his favorites was when Tony took him out for donuts and they ate them inside of the large pink frosted sprinkled donut on the roof.
2:02 pm • 14 December 2012 • 43 notes
Science Bros Headcanon #176
Tony redesigned the Mach 5 suitcase for Bruce to use. He painted it dark purple with olive green accents. On the key ring, he included a chibi Hulk keychain. Bruce always appreciated these references to the Other Guy.
2:06 pm • 13 December 2012 • 34 notes
themiddayhour asked: I would totally support a petition to have science husbands in a "what if" story arc.
If only, right?
11:19 am • 13 December 2012 • 16 notes
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Submit your headcanons anonymously or not! It’s all good!
1:48 pm • 12 December 2012 • 16 notes